Having asked in my earlier post Why are there no songs about librarians? I decided to raise the issue on Twitter, expecting little response. Instead it sparked a pun-fest with over 300 ideas (and counting), my favourites of which I share here for your delectation. If you're thinking of dabbling in Twitter I can personally recommend everyone listed here - and more!
After this I will stopping blogging about libraries for a bit!
@BardOfEarth: Man of constant borrow.
@Tiggythepiggy: Why Do Words Suddenly Appear, Every Time You Are Near?
@BardOfEarth: You ain't nothin' but a Bound Log.
@Tiggythepiggy: When I Think Of You, I Touch My Shelf
@pinkytheflorist: Lend me, break me
@AmoebaStampede: Place Another Little Fiche on My Cart
@barbedwyer: She's in love with me and I feel 20p Fine
@spoiltvt: All You Read Is Love
@Tiggythepiggy: Hey Big Lender
@_Monocle_: Gazetteers Of A Clown
@Tiggythepiggy: I Can See Four Aisles
@Tiggythepiggy: Take That Book Off Your Face
@FrankieMcGinty: All by my shelf
@remittancegirl: I cried a river overdue
@5tubby: Spinsters are doing it on the shelves
@drfidelius: I Am Thesaurus
@LauraEmm: You're Not A Loan
@Billablog: She Shelves Sanctuary
@philmscribe: I'll Never Get Overdue
@BioTracer: Will You Still Love Me To Borrow
@BertSwattermain What Bookworms of the Broken Hearted
@SplashMan: ISBN Missing You
@sad19: You've Gotta Lend (song as an overduet)
@dartacus: What have you done for me late-fee?
@HashConverter: Let's Stack Together
@BertSwattermain: Love Me Lender
@BertSwattermain: Dewey Decimal Follower of Fashion
@HashConverter: Fool (If you think it's overdue)
@SymphonyUK: Ticket to Read
@GrahamBandage: A Loan Again Naturally
@thedrollhouse: All By My Shelf
@GrahamYapp: Be Good to Yourshelf
@MrWordsWorth: Where Dewey Go From Here?
Some of my own contributions (in my alterego):
Return to Lender
Ticket to the Limit
Move Over Dorling (Kindersley)
and finally......big Hollywood ending, orchestra rises to a crescendo....(That's why the )The Lady Has A Stamp